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Everyone should try to set their house on fire-then flood it just for good measure.

May 13, 2011 humor
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Yes, about 2 weeks ago I (unintentionally) tried to set my house on fire. I did in fact set part of my stove on fire. Fun times. I was in the midst of cooking something on the back burner and preparing something else on the counter (like 2 feet away) but my back was turned. [...]

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Oh where oh where has my silverware gone?

March 7, 2011 humor
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Last night I made chili for dinner. In getting the table ready it went something like this. Bowls of chili Check. Crackers Check. Hot sauce Check. Napkins, drinks, shredded cheese Check, Check, Check. Spoons Ch…oh. Wait. I only have 2. Wait a minute. I only have 2 spoons? I checked the few dirty dishes that [...]

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Public Service Announcement For Those With Crocs (or fake Crocs)

July 26, 2010 humor

Just so you know… You should never, ever leave one imitation Croc (rubber shoe) out in the yard because you stepped in doggie do.  You say “I’ll just leave it here for a minute while I run in to get another pair of shoes, then I’ll rinse said doggie-do off. One of your kiddos will [...]

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Parenthood

November 16, 2009 humor

Today I’m re-posting something I originally did for a guest post over at C Beth Blog…I hope y’all will enjoy it! Ten things parenthood does that you never would have dreamed of before becoming a parent: 1) For women after you have children nothing is ever the same again.Nothing. Your hips tend to get wider, [...]

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Friday Fragments–Bloggy Love and a Funny

October 2, 2009 humor

It’s time for Friday’s Fragments…I’ve missed out the last few Fridays (I think) but I have been doing a lot of blog-lurking these days. Friday’s Fragments is a meme held by the wonderful Mrs. 4444 (Mrs. Fours) every Friday (duh) so that you can release all of those little fluttering thoughts that would otherwise be [...]

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